Gastnutzer
31. Juli 2023
I’m not sure if Smith Rock used to be a nice place to stay, but if it was, that must have been a decade ago. Possibly the worst night ever in a motel/chalet. And possibly the most dangerous. Before my family and I stayed here, their website claimed all modern conveniences including A/C “in all rooms.” That was a lie, all they provided was a cheap fan and my brother had to repair his with a zip tie. When I check now, this info has been deleted…good job manager. Did you get rid of the fans too? That lie is still on google maps description though…nice try! And can I ask…where the hell was my shower curtain? And why didn’t my cousin’s tv work? It looked like someone kicked the screen. And why are all your electrical panels located IN ALL THE MOST DANGEROUS PLACES?? Mine was right next to my head as I slept (barely due to horrible lumpy bed). My brother’s was right at the bottom of the bedroom loft stairs where he couldn’t possibly get around to escape if there was a fire. MAYBE THE FIRE INSPECTOR SHOULD GET A PHONE CALL ABOUT THIS? Why are your towels so thin? Why did it look like a knife fight broke out in the sauna room? WHY IS YOUR ROAD UP THE HILL NOT ADVERTISED ON YOUR WEBSITE AS NOT FRIENDLY TO MOTORCYCLES? I brought my family up there on bikes…had I known it was in such a bad state of repair I would not have put them in danger. To sum up, upon arriving in each our respective chalets, we were met with blast furnace level heat with no A/C, a broken tv, cheap handheld shower heads that sprayed everywhere, fans that were ineffective or just didn’t work, missing items like shower curtains, dirty outside ashtrays, gravel road washed out in areas, outlets with broken plates, electrical panels in all the wrong places, thin scratchy TINY towels, old bedding (clean but old), cheap metal blinds that clanked all night long….etc, etc, etc. And when we informed the manager of all this the next day, she sympathized and offered a very small refund and when we said that’s not very helpful, she then stated she was going to get the owners in touch with us for a better refund and guess what? They never did…big surprise. Highly recommend you avoid Smith Rock Chalet and Maple Rock Retreat completely. They do not care enough to keep their place updated, safe, and clean. Maybe if you’re looking for a place to trash or possibly die in a fire…otherwise, give this spot a wide berth. But if you decide to stay, DO NOT PAY UP FRONT AS THEY WILL LIE TO YOUR FACE ABOUT REFUNDING IF YOU ARE NOT HAPPY. Great views are simply not worth it. 1/5 stars and big fu to the owners.
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