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22. Februar 2024
My colleague booked this hotel, he loves being a maverick so doesn't read reviews before booking. I like Kemosabe to his loan ranger went along for the ride, assuming he had made a fully informed decision as to the quality of our accommodation for the night 🫣 The first impression wasn't great, that haunting end-of-the-world feeling was undeniable, but the post-apocalyptic feeling surely couldn't continue inside? How wrong I was, the automatic doors into reception forced themselves open with a sad reluctant whine, we stepped in and was immediately blocked by a small security guard in hi-vis demanding to know our intentions, despite the language barrier we convinced him that we had pre-booked rooms and then politely directed to the reception counter and instructed to ring the bell. This we dutifully did, shortly a young gentleman popped up as if from nowhere and inquired sceptically if we had a booking, we assured him we did and gave our names, he replied "one moment" and disappeared through an opening behind him, we uncomfortably twiddled our thumbs for 5 mins, then as if by magic another older gentleman Appeared behind us enquiring if we had reservations, once again the we gave our details and where given our room keys and shown to the lifts (by this time the Lone Ranger was apologising profusely for his selection of hotel) After a tense creaky lift ride up to the 5th floor, we walked the corridor to our rooms very disappointed that there was no avian visitors to welcome us. The rooms are difficult describe, not because of the trauma-inducing marks and stains on the walls, doors and cupboards but because of the juxtaposition of a new carpet and bedding against the backdrop of dust infested vents and broken bathroom fixtures. To quickly wrap up this rambling review, this fading hotel which obviously is housing non domiciles wishing to join our country, needs a huge amount of investment and improvements to get it back to a place where you would charge people to stay, I would go as far as saying the best course of action would be to level the site and start again from scratch. I wouldn't stay here again, not unless I had some weird perversion for self abasement, I hope this review has helped you make an informed decision on where to stay in the Coventry area. Hi ho silver away!!!!!
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